quarta-feira, 29 de outubro de 2008

Eternal Doubts...

The questions you always wanted to know, but never had the courage to ask...
  1. Why did the Flinstones celebrated Christmas, if they lived before Christ?
  2. How did Tarzan always managed to have a clean shave?
  3. How come the guy in "Planet of the Apes" never suspects were he is, if all the apes are speaking english?
  4. If all man are the same, why do women choose so much?
  5. If everyone says blondes are dumb, then why are there still women who paint their hair that color?
  6. If every rule has an excepition, and that's a rule, what's the exception?
  7. If the sentence 'keyboard not instaled, press any key to continue' what the hell, do I do?
  8. Why is it, that whenever we ask someone to help us find a lost object, they always ask 'where have you left it?', I mean if I knew that I wouldn't be asking for your help, now would I?
  9. Who was born first, the egg or the chicken?and by the way, is the glass half empty or half full?
  10. What's the point of asking: 'Are you awake?'

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