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terça-feira, 28 de outubro de 2008
About Stuff...
THE EVIL CAN OF COCA-COLA
It was a ordinary morning, the day when a small can of Coca-Cola caused a fight.
(which to be honest, I still don't understand why.) What a tragic day it was.
Well, it all started out like this:
I live in a 5 bedroom, 1 bathroom, small, pink house, in the middle of a big city.
My mother owns a business that operates at home. She is a witch. It's a pretty "busy" business,
so she hired an employee. Me.
My name is Sara, and I'm good at what I do, so I work almost 8 hours a day. Anyway, my mother likes Coca-cola... like, ALOT.
So she brings one home everyday. She keeps it with her at all times, and it's basically the only thing she'll drink after a busy day "at work". One day, she put it in the refrigerator. My brother, David, (who is 20, but still lives in the couch), just happened to be in the kitchen, and thirsty.
He was tired of the tap water from the sink. So he opened the fridge. He saw the can of Coca-cola in there, (and without knowing it was mum's) drank it. He left the empty can in the refrigerator, and that's when it all started. Then later that day, my mother saw the empty can in the refrigerator and it all ended in a bloodbath...
...To BE CONTINUED...
(which to be honest, I still don't understand why.) What a tragic day it was.
Well, it all started out like this:
I live in a 5 bedroom, 1 bathroom, small, pink house, in the middle of a big city.
My mother owns a business that operates at home. She is a witch. It's a pretty "busy" business,
so she hired an employee. Me.
My name is Sara, and I'm good at what I do, so I work almost 8 hours a day. Anyway, my mother likes Coca-cola... like, ALOT.
So she brings one home everyday. She keeps it with her at all times, and it's basically the only thing she'll drink after a busy day "at work". One day, she put it in the refrigerator. My brother, David, (who is 20, but still lives in the couch), just happened to be in the kitchen, and thirsty.
He was tired of the tap water from the sink. So he opened the fridge. He saw the can of Coca-cola in there, (and without knowing it was mum's) drank it. He left the empty can in the refrigerator, and that's when it all started. Then later that day, my mother saw the empty can in the refrigerator and it all ended in a bloodbath...
...To BE CONTINUED...
It's My Favorite Park
It’s my favorite park. It’s beautiful, in a just-died-dead-corpse sort of way, especially in winter. It’s so lonely, even when it’s at the intersection of three fairly sizeable streets. At night it’s even better (though isn’t everything?) because no one’s bothered to fix the blinking streetlight. It reminds me of when I was a child, with matches. Flicker, flicker. Gone.
All that’s really there are swings, and a few benches, whatever. Everything comes down to two things when swinging: You and Gravity. Gravity vs. Me. I’m fighting the universe. And for once there are no expectations, nothing they want me to remember. When I’m there, I can be clumsy instead.
This park is my battleground. For once in my life, I’m winning.
All that’s really there are swings, and a few benches, whatever. Everything comes down to two things when swinging: You and Gravity. Gravity vs. Me. I’m fighting the universe. And for once there are no expectations, nothing they want me to remember. When I’m there, I can be clumsy instead.
This park is my battleground. For once in my life, I’m winning.
Great Quotes By Great People
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. -Woody Allen
Sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
"What if there were no hypothetical situations?" John Mendosa
"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." –Stephen King
Sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
"What if there were no hypothetical situations?" John Mendosa
"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." –Stephen King
Great Quotes by Ordinary People
Destruction is a kickass theme.
I believe that it was Socrates who said, Know thyself. Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
T-SHIRT: I talk to strangers
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Be good or be good at it!
BEER, Helping people have fun since 1865.
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
My IQ came back negative!
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Clothes make the man. Naked men have little or no influence on society. Of course with women it’s the reverse.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
You better take a sleeping pill, baby, 'cause the only place you'll ever get me is in your dreams!
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it spells die.
No Radio - Already Stolen!
Boy: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Boy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare!
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
I believe that it was Socrates who said, Know thyself. Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
T-SHIRT: I talk to strangers
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Be good or be good at it!
BEER, Helping people have fun since 1865.
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
My IQ came back negative!
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Clothes make the man. Naked men have little or no influence on society. Of course with women it’s the reverse.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
You better take a sleeping pill, baby, 'cause the only place you'll ever get me is in your dreams!
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it spells die.
No Radio - Already Stolen!
Boy: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Boy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare!
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Set Your Spirit Free
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