Great Quotes by Ordinary People

Destruction is a kickass theme.


I believe that it was Socrates who said, Know thyself. Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?


Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?


Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.


T-SHIRT: I talk to strangers


Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Be good or be good at it!

BEER, Helping people have fun since 1865.

I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!

My IQ came back negative!

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

Clothes make the man. Naked men have little or no influence on society. Of course with women it’s the reverse.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You better take a sleeping pill, baby, 'cause the only place you'll ever get me is in your dreams!

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it spells die.

No Radio - Already Stolen!

Boy: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Boy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.

They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare!

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.