Language Abusers Anonymous

I haven't written anything in this blog for a while now, because I've been too busy with my hobby of reading Harry Potter fanfiction.
So here it is:

...I’m calling to order a meeting of Language Abusers Anonymous.

After reading hundreds of Fanfictions, where the writing is in the least ridiculous, from people who claim to have English has their first language, and who I (who only have English as second language) think they can only know English in idiot-vile.
I have come to the conclusion that you all need a language abuse class.
Let's begin and in easy sentences, remember here are the wrong things to do, with the right words:

• Prey/Pray: I prey that together we shall find our pray.
  
• Council/Counsel: The counsel badly needs your council on this matter!
  
• Two/To/Too: I'd like two go too so I can get to the final.
  
• There/Their/They're: Their was a loud bang, which hurt they're ears, and there going to have to punish someone.
  
• Draught/Drought: In order to counteract the effects of the draught she took a hydrating drought.
  
• Throes/Throws: Lost in the throws of passion, Draco knocked one of the throes off the bed.
  
• Brake/Break: During my summer brake I learned how to use the emergency break in my car.
  
• Summary/Summery: She was wearing a summary sort of dress, but that wasn't mentioned in the summery, as the author wasn't that cruel.
  
• Shutter/Shudder: The shudders gave a dangerous shutter as the wind picked up.
  
• Wither/Writhe: She withered on the floor as her lifeforce, writhed away. (Gah, that was pathetic.)
  
• Wonder/Wander: She told him very firmly not to wonder around the castle at night, no matter how much of a sense of wander the ancient structure held for him.
  
• Explicit/Implicit: Our explicit trust in each other means I'm not all that bothered by those implicit porn sites he likes to visit.
  
• Wary/Weary: I am so wary of you sounding like a broken record. And lately, I've been peeking down corridors before entering, weary of the possibility of you being present.
  
• Loose/Lose: Don't let him get lose or we'll loose!
  
• Clothes/Cloths: My cloths were incredibly expensive looking, despite the fact that Madame Malkin used a fairly cheap selection of patterned clothes to fashion them.
  
• Rogue/Rouge: My rouge character in EverCrack isn't allowed to wear rogue!
  
• Elicit/Illicit: We need to illicit some information about her elicit actitivies.
  
• Calm/Clam: I've never seen such a clam bed of calms before. Wow.
  
• Accept/Except: You should except that all dobermans are vicious, accept the one I own, because I trained him real good.
  
• Weather/Whether: Weather or not I can see outside, the state of my sinuses are a good indication of the whether.
  
• Sore/Soar: If you sore around like that with those new wings you're going to be really soar in the morning.
  
• Your/You're: I don't know what you think your doing thinking that's you're food, you muffin-napper!
  
• Bear/Bare: The scars I bare are only visible if I sweep aside my hair and bear my neck.
  
• Fowl/Foul: That foul smells really fowl.
  
• Cue/Queue: Oh! That's our queue to form up in a cue.
  
• Quiet/Quite: He asked us to keep things quite, and I'm quiet sure he'll become angry if we don't.
  
• Here/Hear: Now see hear. I don't want to here anything else like that!
  
• Where/Wear/Ware: Wear the castle! It's a place ware if you where red you could be shot.
  
• Choke/Chock: Harry chocked on hearing the news, accidentally kicking the choke out from under the wheel of the wagon.
  
• Mute/Moot: It's a mute point that he's moot. I already knew he couldn't speak!
  
• Altar/Alter: God will punish you if you altar the alter!
  
• Maybe/May Be: It maybe true, but may be he'll change his mind.
  
• Apart/A Part: Apart of me simply can't stand to be a part from you.
  
• Tome/Tomb: The tomb was retrieved from a dusty Egyptian tome.
  
• Bane/Bain: The bain of my existence can often be found at the bane I frequent.
  
• Vein/Vain/Vane: I'd be careful given that you're so vein. The vain on that windmill could open a vane if you get too close.
  
• Discreet/Discrete: He used a discreet variable, because among his set it was considered the discrete thing to do.
  
• Past/Passed: I past him in the hallways, as I had often done in the passed.
  
• Bored/Board: If you're that board, I could smack you upside the head with a bored.
  
• Sight/Site: The sight is within site, if you look in that direction.
  
• Heal/Heel: Hold still and let me heel your heal.
  
• Precedence/Precedents: There are precedence which must take precedents.
  
• Rein/Reign: Harry took up the reigns of power in the new rein.
  
• Died/Dyed: He dyed due to a violently allergic reaction after having died his hair....

*sorry, you are forgiven if you can't stop laughing long enough to comment... lol